knowing this makes that part of the song a thousand times better
"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden
timmy turner could’ve avoided so much bullshit by wishing his teacher didn’t believe in fairies
There was an episode where that happened and it turned out that fairy magic was powered by Mr. Crocker’s obsession with fairies.
fun fact: all asexuals, bisexuals, and pansexuals are equipped with an invisibility cloak at birth. this allows for them to give the illusion of nonexistance and, in turn, break into your house and steal your food if you tell them their orientation isn’t real
I love how Linda and Sam are legitimately terrified of that while Kevin and Dean look extremely let down that Buzz Aldrin had made a demon deal.
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
OH MY GOD